Sex By Example

Considered one of SCORE’s twenty greatest naturals, Janet Jade is the standard by which all big-boobed girls-next-door could be measured. She likes to sleep. She likes to watch TV. She likes to go bowling. Imagine Janet’s technique tossing a bowling ball? We’d like to see that one day and can picture her ass swiveling and tits jiggling as she shimmies up the lane and prepares to release the ball. Janet has an almost bashful personality that transforms when the cameras are clicking in her direction. But not so shy that she didn’t try some Tits & Tugging which she was great at. She keeps her beautiful bod in great shape by dancing, roller blading and aerobics. Does she follow a special diet? No, says Janet. “I eat food that I probably shouldn’t. All the fatty ones. All the bad ones. I love pasta. It’s my favorite food. Fortunately, I’m still at the age where most of what I eat goes right to my boobs, so that’s a good thing. I haven’t gotten any complaints so far.” We don’t think she will, either.

Summertime and the bikinis are easy. Easy to look at and easy to take off. And no one does a skimpy swimsuit more justice than a SCORE Girl. Kicking off a swimsuit bonanza is Janet Jade, a solid fave with many at SCORE and Voluptuous. Janet’s baby blue bikini makes a nice contrast against her beautiful brown skin. Her body was made for extreme bikinis. JJ should move to Miami and leave the deep freeze of Detroit. Then she could wear bikinis all the time. Brad says, “Janet Jade is one of my favorite models of all time. Her body is the stuff that dreams are made of.” Amen, Brad. SlothSaxon comments, “This girl is uncommonly beautiful. Such a sweet face and beautiful body. I could look at her all day.” And Jack declares, “Janet is a gorgeous woman. She makes watching her a joy.” What does Janet do for fun? “I love to sleep. I love TV. I love to watch movies, and I love to bowl. I’m a student, too, so I don’t have a lot of free time, so when I do, I like to relax.” And what kind of food does this well-built SCORE Girl like to eat? “All the fatty ones. All the bad ones. I love pasta. It’s my favorite food. I’m still at the age where most of what I eat goes right to my boobs, so that’s a good thing. I haven’t gotten any complaints so far.” No complaints here.

Janet Jade wouldn”t make a good secret agent through no fault of her own. She”s just too damned stacked! Janet wouldn”t be able to spy on anyone because she”d be spotted anywhere she goes spying. Maybe a long trenchcoat and floppy hat would conceal her curves but the thought of that makes us sick. “”A lot of guys like my ass, but most guys mostly pay attention to my boobs,”" says Janet. They get the best of both sides of Janet that way.

The hottest ice cream parlor in the world was constructed in the SCORE Studio and our little sundae maker was none other than the busty and gorgeous Detroit damsel Janet Jade. “First, I’m going to put a little whipped cream on my tits…” an already naked Janet says, spritzing the contents of the can on each delicious areola. “Ooooh, yeah… Looks so delicious…” You’re damn right, Janet. What a tit-man would do to have the chance to lick those creamy nips clean and then suck them good. Janet does, licking and self-sucking her cream-coated confections, savoring the sweet flavor of her flawless skin. By the time this little lesson in sundae making is over, Janet will have turned her sexy body into a human dessert with sprinkles and cherries. How sweet it is. I scream, you scream, we all scream for Janet Jade.

Janet Jade puts on a teeny, tiny bikini top that barely contains her huge, chocolate tits and a micro-mini, ass-floss bottom that shows off her super trunk. Then she gets oily and freaky out by the pool. And why wouldn’t she? One look at her huge, round mocha mountain of an ass and you’ll be oiling up for some serious jacking, too.

Janet Jade is just like any healthy, young, super-stacked Michigan citizen. She rollerblades, watches movies, and likes to have fun. We”ve urged her to move to Miami and get away from the deep freeze there but it”s not easy getting Detroit out of the girl. She does like Miami though. “”I love the warm weather, but I”m from Detroit where it”s very cold, and I don”t like that. The warm weather is better. I get to wear less clothes, too, which is good. I don”t like covering up my body so much.”" We don”t like her covering up her body either! One of our cameramen chats with Janet and before long, she”s putting on a toy story! She really knows what she”s doing!

The SCORE Model of the Year contest is considerably harder to judge than Voluptuous. I only cast votes for naturals so even though Daylene Rio is smoking hot, I”d have to narrow it down to Christy Marks, Merilyn Sakova, Janet Jade and Karina Hart. These four beauties all deserve to win, but since only one can, I have to give it to Karina for her jaw-dropping face. The Hall of Fame race is the easiest for me. Autumn-Jade”s later career, once she gained a little more weight and her tits grew by a ton, drives me crazy. I love all those photo shoots she did posing by swimming pools, with lots of oil all over her body. Truly one of your best models ever. As for the perennial debates (Dildos or not, preggo or not), I want to weigh in on showing pink or not. I am as turned on by a photo spread with panties left on as without. I don”t care if Karla James ever takes them off, as long as she keeps baring her chest.